Daily Joke: You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.

Daily Joke: Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share the hedge?

Daily Joke: The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Daily Joke: I was born to be wild, but only till about 9:00pm or so.

Daily Joke: I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.’

Daily Joke: I’ve spent the last four years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer, but no one will do it.

Daily Joke: The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself: ‘This changes everything.’

Daily Joke: I hate Russian dolls – they’re so full of themselves.