Daily Joke: Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat.

Daily Joke: Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

Daily Joke: Why do ducks fly south in winter? Because walking takes too long?

Daily Joke: Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Daily Joke: My ex wrote to me, “Can you delete my number? I responded, “Who is this?”

Daily Joke: Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.

Daily Joke: I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.

Daily Joke: Does running late count as exercise?