Daily Joke: He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

Daily Joke: Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Daily Joke: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window? Because he wanted to see time fly!

Daily Joke: I have a lot of growing up to do. I realised that the other day inside my fort.

Daily Joke: This bloke said to me: I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar. I said: Is that a fret?

Daily Joke: Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I’ve been doing nothing for years.

Daily Joke: Did you know a day on mercury lasts for 1 408 hours? Same as a Monday on earth.

Daily Joke: My doctor told me that i needed to watch my drinking, so now i drink in front of a mirror.