Daily Joke: My wife and I always compromise – I admit I’m wrong, and she agrees with me.

Daily Joke: If time is money, are ATMs time-machines?

Daily Joke: My ex wrote to me: ‘Can you delete my number? I responded: ‘Who is this?’

Daily Joke: My favourite mythical creature? The honest politician.

Daily Joke: I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t.

Daily Joke: If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Daily Joke: As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way…I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me.

Daily Joke: Relationships are a lot like algebra – have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?