Daily Joke: As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought: ‘Dogs are easily amused.’ Then I realised I was watching the dog chasing his tail.

Daily Joke: Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

Daily Joke: You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.

Daily Joke: Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share the hedge?

Daily Joke: The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Daily Joke: I was born to be wild, but only till about 9:00pm or so.

Daily Joke: I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.’

Daily Joke: I’ve spent the last four years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer, but no one will do it.