Daily Joke: I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today – that’s seven years in a row now.

Daily Joke: Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.

Daily Joke: The past, the present and the future were having an argument. It was tense.

Daily Joke: Why did Adele cross the road? To say ‘Hello’ from the other side.

Daily Joke: I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.

Daily Joke: Last night, me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily, I was the one facing the TV.

Daily Joke: My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.

Daily Joke: I like to hold hands at the movies… which always seems to startle strangers.