Daily Joke: Last night, me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily, I was the one facing the TV.

Daily Joke: My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.

Daily Joke: I like to hold hands at the movies… which always seems to startle strangers.

Daily Joke: I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

Daily Joke: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.

Daily Joke: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.

Daily Joke: Did you hear about the Mexican train-killer? He had locomotives.

Daily Joke: I bet the butcher forty bucks that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf. He said: ‘No, the steaks are too high.’