Daily Joke: If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Daily Joke: As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way…I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me.

Daily Joke: Relationships are a lot like algebra – have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Daily Joke: I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today – that’s seven years in a row now.

Daily Joke: Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.

Daily Joke: The past, the present and the future were having an argument. It was tense.

Daily Joke: Why did Adele cross the road? To say ‘Hello’ from the other side.

Daily Joke: I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.