Daily Joke: Where do elephants pack their clothes? In their trunks!

Daily Joke: Why do porcupines always win a game? They have the most points.

Daily Joke: Why couldn’t the astronaut book a hotel on the moon? Because it was full.

Daily Joke: Why aren’t dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet.

Daily Joke: Why didn’t the orange win the race? It ran out of juice.

Daily Joke: Why did the stop light turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.

Daily Joke: I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.

Daily Joke: The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, “This changes everything”.