Daily Joke: Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

Daily Joke: I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, “Hey, we’re getting along pretty great lately!”

Daily Joke: Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

Daily Joke: Why did the moon burp? Because it was full!

Daily Joke: Why did the lion spit out the clown? He tasted funny!

Daily Joke: Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes!

Daily Joke: Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!

Daily Joke: Why did the boy throw his clock out of the window? He wanted to see time fly.