Daily Joke: I was a bookkeeper for 10 years… the local library weren’t too happy about it.

Daily Joke: If time is money, are ATMs time machines?

Daily Joke: My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

Daily Joke: I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

Daily Joke: It’s so hot outside, I almost asked my ex to come over, so that I could be around something shady.

Daily Joke: I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road-worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

Daily Joke: If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Daily Joke: As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way…I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me.