Daily Joke: Why did the tailor go the doctor? Because he had pins and needles!

Daily Joke: Why did the toilet roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, ”Sorry we don’t serve food in here.”

Daily Joke: Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

Daily Joke: Math Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have? Student: A drinking problem.

Daily Joke: Why is it a bad idea to insult an octopus? Because it’s well armed.

Daily Joke: Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool? Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up.

Daily Joke: Why did the teddy bear say no to the pudding? Because he was stuffed!