Daily Joke: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Daily Joke: Once, my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days, he kept leaving little messages around the house.

Daily Joke: A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He’s now a seasoned veteran.

Daily Joke: I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared: ‘Hey, we were getting along pretty great lately!’

Daily Joke: What do you call sad coffee? Despresso.

Daily Joke: As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

Daily Joke: How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to swear? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’

Daily Joke: A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.