Daily Joke: A bank is a place that will lend you money, only if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Daily Joke: For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

Daily Joke: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

Daily Joke: What did one wall say to the other wall? ‘I’ll meet you at the corner!’

Daily Joke: This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

Daily Joke: Feeling pretty proud of myself. The puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.