Daily Joke: I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road-worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

Daily Joke: What did one wall say to the other wall? ‘I’ll meet you at the corner!’

Daily Joke: This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

Daily Joke: Feeling pretty proud of myself. The puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

Daily Joke: My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met.

Daily Joke: I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.