Daily Joke: I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

Daily Joke: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.

Daily Joke: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.

Daily Joke: Did you hear about the Mexican train-killer? He had locomotives.

Daily Joke: I bet the butcher forty bucks that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf. He said: ‘No, the steaks are too high.’

Daily Joke: Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand by the pool and throw them fish?

Daily Joke: How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Daily Joke: I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I’ve never looked back since.