Daily Joke: How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Daily Joke: I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I’ve never looked back since.

Daily Joke: I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.

Daily Joke: Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

Daily Joke: I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger – then it hit me.

Daily Joke: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain.

Daily Joke: My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.

Daily Joke: Four fonts walk into a bar, but the barman says: ‘Get out! We don’t want your type in here!’