Daily Joke: It is important to take breaks in-between exercises. I personally take about breaks that last for three-to-four years.

Daily Joke: A day without sunshine is like night.

Daily Joke: A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

Daily Joke: He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

Daily Joke: Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Daily Joke: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window? Because he wanted to see time fly!

Daily Joke: I have a lot of growing up to do. I realised that the other day inside my fort.

Daily Joke: This bloke said to me: I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar. I said: Is that a fret?