Daily Joke: What building in your town has the most stories? The public library.

Daily Joke: As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought “Dogs are easily amused”, then I realised I was watching the dog chasing his tail.

Daily Joke: To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet – you can hide, but you can’t run.

Daily Joke: I had an argument with one of the seven dwarfs. He wasn’t happy.

Daily Joke: Velcro – what a rip-off!

Daily Joke: Why did the teacher put on sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!

Daily Joke: What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside!

Daily Joke: What goes up but doesn’t come back down? Your age.