Daily Joke: What did one elevator yell to the other? ‘I’m falling!’

Daily Joke: What kind of music do balloons hate? Pop.

Daily Joke: Why couldn’t the duck pay for dinner? Her bill was too big.

Daily Joke: Why can’t you trust zookeepers? They love cheetahs.

Daily Joke: Why is it so windy inside a stadium? There are hundreds of fans.

Daily Joke: Why do we never tell jokes about pizza? They’re too cheesy.

Daily Joke: What two things can you not have for breakfast? Lunch and dinner.

Daily Joke: What nails do carpenters hate to hit? Fingernails.