Daily Joke: What do you call an old snowman? Water.

Daily Joke: What did one wall say to the other wall? ‘I’ll meet you at the corner!’

Daily Joke: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State building can’t jump.

Daily Joke: What do you call a bear with no teeth A gummy bear!

Daily Joke: What can you catch, but never throw? A cold!

Daily Joke: Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!

Daily Joke: Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!

Daily Joke: What gets wetter the more that it dries? A towel.