Daily Joke: Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because he felt crummy!

Daily Joke: Why is Cinderella bad at soccer? Because she’s always running away from the ball!

Daily Joke: I’ve spent the last four years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer, but no-one will do it.

Daily Joke: I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Daily Joke: Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share the hedge?

Daily Joke: You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.

Daily Joke: What’s yellow and looks like pineapple? A lemon with a new haircut.

Daily Joke: Why do birds fly? It’s faster than walking.