Daily Joke: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State building can’t jump.

Daily Joke: I’ve spent the last four years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer, but no-one will do it.

Daily Joke: I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Daily Joke: Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share the hedge?

Daily Joke: You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.

Daily Joke: Why do birds fly? It’s faster than walking.

Daily Joke: Why did the stop light turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.

Daily Joke: I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.