Daily Joke: I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.

Daily Joke: The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, “This changes everything”.

Daily Joke: Say what you want about deaf people…

Daily Joke: Why did the musician keep her trumpet in the fridge? She liked cool music.

Daily Joke: Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the water?

Daily Joke: What did one candle say to the other? I’ll be going out tonight.

Daily Joke: Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

Daily Joke: I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, “Hey, we’re getting along pretty great lately!”