Daily Joke: Why did the moon burp? Because it was full!

Daily Joke: Why did the lion spit out the clown? He tasted funny!

Daily Joke: Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes!

Daily Joke: Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!

Daily Joke: Why did the boy throw his clock out of the window? He wanted to see time fly.

Daily Joke: Why did the tailor go the doctor? Because he had pins and needles!

Daily Joke: Why did the toilet roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, ”Sorry we don’t serve food in here.”