Daily Joke: Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

Daily Joke: Math Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have? Student: A drinking problem.

Daily Joke: Why is it a bad idea to insult an octopus? Because it’s well armed.

Daily Joke: Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool? Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up.

Daily Joke: Why did the teddy bear say no to the pudding? Because he was stuffed!

Daily Joke: Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Daily Joke: Meanwhile, in a parallel universe: ‘Oh, for goodness sake! Where are all these extra single socks coming from?!’

Daily Joke: What is a shark’s two favourite words? ‘Man overboard!’