Daily Joke: I was born to be wild, but only ’til about 9PM or so.

Daily Joke: The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Daily Joke: Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.

Daily Joke: A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Daily Joke: A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Daily Joke: My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

Daily Joke: Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

Daily Joke: Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.