Daily Joke: How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.

Daily Joke: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Daily Joke: What building in your town has the most stories? The public library.

Daily Joke: Why did the teacher put on sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!

Daily Joke: What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside!

Daily Joke: What goes up but doesn’t come back down? Your age.

Daily Joke: What did one elevator yell to the other? ‘I’m falling!’

Daily Joke: What kind of music do balloons hate? Pop.