Daily Joke: I had a neck brace fitted years ago, and I’ve never looked back since.

Daily Joke: I’ve just written a song about tortillas; actually, it’s more of a rap.

Daily Joke: I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.

Daily Joke: If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Daily Joke: Why do bees hum? They don’t remember the lyrics!

Daily Joke: Velcro – what a rip-off!

Daily Joke: I had an argument with one of the seven dwarves – he wasn’t happy.

Daily Joke: A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.