Daily Joke: What is faster: Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.

Daily Joke: How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to swear? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO!

Daily Joke: For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

Daily Joke: My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97-years-old, and we have no idea where he is.

Daily Joke: I can hear music coming out of my printer – I think the paper’s jamming again.

Daily Joke: Escalators don’t break down; they just turn into stairs.

Daily Joke: My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So, I had to put my foot down.

Daily Joke: My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad that finally I had to take his bike away.