Daily Joke: Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.

Daily Joke: Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

Daily Joke: If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Daily Joke: I do say ‘No’ to alcohol – it just doesn’t listen.

Daily Joke: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!

Daily Joke: Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Daily Joke: Which is faster: hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.

Daily Joke: A bank is a place that will lend you money, only if you can prove that you don’t need it.