Daily Joke: Four fonts walk into a bar, but the barman says, ”Get out! We don’t want your type in here!”

Daily Joke: I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Daily Joke: For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

Daily Joke: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

Daily Joke: As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

Daily Joke: How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to swear? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’

Daily Joke: A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Daily Joke: I was at a rock concert with my friend when he said he wanted to try crowd-surfing. I told him not to get carried away.