Daily Joke: I totally understand how batteries feel, because I’m rarely ever included in things, either.

Daily Joke: A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Daily Joke: I was at a rock concert with my friend when he said he wanted to try crowd surfing. I told him not to get carried away.

Daily Joke: A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Daily Joke: A bacon and two eggs walk into a bar and order a beer. The bartender says: ‘Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.’

Daily Joke: It is important to take breaks in-between exercises. I personally take about breaks that last for three-to-four years.

Daily Joke: A day without sunshine is like night.

Daily Joke: A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.